Breaking News! At approximately 2:37 PM, a couple of government representatives discovered a miscounted state as they traveled between Texas and Alabama.
After two of their car tires broke down during the road trip, they asked for assistance from one of the citizens, Tom Smith, who luckily, was working in “Larry’s Happy Toy Motors” as an engineer.
He says he is quite experienced, especially with the smaller cars, more doll sized.
Once he had fixed the broken car with smaller, wooden tires (that he claims wouldn’t break), the two men thanked Tom, and finally asked him if he knew the name of the state they were traveling in. To their surprise, an unfamiliar name had been spoken.
“North Nebrichigan, the 51st state!” Said Tom.
The road trip was immediately canceled, and the representatives drove to the white house to see President Obama.
“I recall two of my co-workers, Vincent and Van saying there was a 51st state. How could we not realize?” Obama inquired, “This is unacceptable! When was this absurd state founded? Is it even legally a state? If so, how in the world could I, nor anyone else know? This is the most unorganized country I have ever been in charge of!” The President seemed extremely upset, and immediately called Vincent, and another worker, Gogh, to tell him more about the situation.
“Seriously people! Have you ever heard of a map? North Nebrichigan is riight…………………………………………………………………………There!” Margo Pollo, one of the citizens, pointed out on a map of the United States when being interviewed. There was a small dot about the size of a period on the map of which she pointed to. Beneath it had a small line that looked like a scribble, but once geologists brought in a microscope, they looked at the scribble just between the border of Texas and Alabama, and found a faint spelling of North Nebrichigan.
We interviewed several citizens, none of which were aware of the situation, but were extremely defensive for their home. Investigators refused to give me more information on the scene, probably because they are now under the impression that I am a bagel slapping news reporter, who is dangerous when around “Whole Wheat Bagels.” Pfft, weirdos, it was just once -_-. More information will be released once I prove a point to our dependent investigators… 🙂
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