Happy Legal Multitasking Day (or L.M.D.)! If you don’t already know, Legal Multitasking Day is the time where you can multitask without punishment! So you better use this time wisely and enjoy it while you can, but remember to not get too much in the habit of it, because this day will be officially illegal by tomorrow!
Now I know this day sounds exciting, and it’s a considerably normal holiday that we have around this time each year, and I don’t know about you, but I always get questions from friends and family around this time of year asking things such as “Why is multitasking illegal?” and I do tend to wonder myself. So, I wrote a letter to the Francerland City Council, the Capital city of North Nebrichigan, asking that same question. They then replied a few days after, and told me some interesting reasons.
The first reason they gave to me was from previous experiences. They told me how many of their employees had been doing paperwork, selling, giving tours, etc., while also doing things such as texting, painting houses, solving puzzles, sneaking cats from Mrs. FiggleSnapper (the lady with 1,568 kittens), and peeking at social media. It became distracting, and much work was incomplete.
Another reason was how researchers found that one of the main reason crime rate goes up in other places is because of multitasking. Many people interviewed tend to enjoy using the bathroom while looking around for something to steal or someone to hurt, and the bathroom is an extremely powerful influence for ideas.
But no one really has to worry about these reasons during this day, because you get to multitask all you want! But please, remember to be careful, don’t increase crime rate, and be sure to hate multitasking to an extreme extent by tomorrow! Police will be checking all homes at 12:00 am tomorrow, so make sure you aren’t multitasking by then. Have a happy L.M.D.!
Friday May 23rd, known as Legal Multitasking Day in the state of North Nebrichigan
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